What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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roy g biv

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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diarrhea.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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