Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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hello

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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