- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Women's rights.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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