- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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