- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

404 Error: Joke not found

ur mum

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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