- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

The game.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

A paralysed man falls over.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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