What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Joesph Triphook.

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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