What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Sex education in Texas.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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