- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

In soviet Russia...things are different

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

world society

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

CAVE JOHNSON.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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