- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

I woke up today

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

I walk into a bar...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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