- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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