- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

What did the president do for the people? ...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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