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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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