- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

HELLO EVERYONE

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Penis.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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