A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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Mogok Papiti.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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No soup for you!

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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