- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Your Mum is soo fat.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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