Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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