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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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