- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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