- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

You were born.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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