High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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scientology.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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Anti Joke

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