- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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