- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

The Labour Party.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Knock Knock. Not home.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

You were born.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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