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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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