Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Albert your flies undone.

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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