- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

I woke up today

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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