- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

i have two hands.

My Butthole.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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