- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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