- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

A child walks into a classroom.

Cheese

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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