In soviet Russia...things are different

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

whats white and sticky glue

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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