Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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Women's rights

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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snooki

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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