- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

CAVE JOHNSON.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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