- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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