Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

q ggggggggggggggggg

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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