If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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A train poops its pants.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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