- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

A man walks into a bar

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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