why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

I'm homeless.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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