A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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