- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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