Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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No soap radio

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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