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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

an athiest walks into a church

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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