- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

haha Otarts was here

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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