- Anti Joke

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

knock knock? come in

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol