What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Your mom is so nice.

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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miha kako si?

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

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This is not a joke

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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