Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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