- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

You having friends.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

womens rights

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