- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Poker face

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

what is orange and blue 2 colors

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??