What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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Anti Joke

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