GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Justin

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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69

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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