Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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