- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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