What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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sure!

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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