What's white and horny? a unicorn.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Women's rights

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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