- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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