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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Good job, son.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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