- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Do you want icecream, Björn?

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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