- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

i like men but im not gay

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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