- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

did you stub your toe?

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

hola said the chinese man

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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