- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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