Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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A French man gets into a fight

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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boobs!

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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AIDS.

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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