- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Knock Knock! F*ck off

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