Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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