What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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Anti Joke

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