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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

1+1=2

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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