Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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White men's rights

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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