Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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think twice or at least think

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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